Being boring (är titeln).
If you ask me 'What's new? , I have nothing to say
Except that the garden is growing.
I had a slight cold but it is beter today.
I'm content with the way things are going.
There was drama enough in my turbulent past:
Tears and passion- I've used up a tankful.
No news is good news, and long may it last.
If nothing much happens, I'm thankful.
A happier cabbage you never did see,
My vegetable spirits are soaring.
If you're after excitement, steer well clear of me.
I want to go on being boring.
Kan inte sägas bättre.